Or, Things to Remember as You Pull up to the Order Station
1. The person on the other end of the device you are speaking into has probably been awake for no more than the time it took to get from their home to their Work Station........If that long.
2. He or She is no more than 18 years old, and therefore "educated" by modern standards.
3. They are passionate about the evils of global warming, but care not one whit how you like your Whopper.
4.They know a lot about cultural diversity, but very little about the anatomy of a Big Mac.
5.They know and can recite the lyrics to dozens of gangsta rap songs, but can't repeat back to you what you just ordered.
6. Finally, prepare yourself to be surprised when you open the bag.
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